Don't eat the avecado dip

I spent the better part of Saturday bed-ridden. Near as I can figure the thing that put me there was polishing off the avecado dip I made for lunch. That was all I ate really, but it put my hands around the neck of the Porcelaine Goddess so it must have been the culprit. Too bad, I really enjoyed eating it. Next time though, I won't eat the avecado dip... or at least so much of it.