Some Questions

• Why did the USC coach not design every play around getting Reggie Bush the football? Why did USC not design their last drive down the field around Reggie Bush?
• How could Notre Dame almost have beat USC? Texas would have crushed them!
• 8 straight Irish bowl game losses? Geez. Why does the program not take into consideration the idea of taking some easier opponents for those match-ups? Is it really just about the money?
• How come the Raleigh New Years event centers around an acorn? Why is it dropped from a crane instead of a building? Why are there no fireworks? Why is there nothing for the acorn to descend into instead of a brief drop from high in the air to a little less high in the air?
• Why do two dogs enjoy kissing each other's tongues at Lisa's friend's home? Why do their owners allow this nasty spectacle? Why do they find enjoyment in the foulness?
• Why was Dick Clark on TV? Who is his presence important to?
• What is the proper date to remove a Christmas tree from the living room? Why do we have to have this totem around anyhow?
• Why does the US bureaucracy not boycott international events that Cuba attends if it intends to rebuke Cuba from partaking in the World Baseball Classic on US soil? What threat does Cuba's form of government pose to our nation in this day and age anyhow?
• Why was the plight of the miners underground national news? Why did the media shirk its dereliction in reporting the survival of the dead and then celebrate the controversy repeatedly?
• Should I apply to jobs I know I am unqualified for according to their listed requirements?
• How do I tell co-workers about our pregnancy without it becoming a spectacle? How am I supposed to take any credit for the burden my pregnant wife is going through?
• Where will I be living and working this time next year?