Dwight K. Schrute

Perhaps my favorite TV show is ABC's The Office. I think I associate mostly with the "temp" character Ryan, but perhaps the most enjoyable to watch is the unforgettable Dwight K. Schrute.

Dwight's Blog enlightens us with this character's "widsom" as reflected in a snippet from the entry for November 16th:

People ask me all the time, 'Dwight, how did you get to be what you are.' And 'How do you always, get to the top of the heap’ and ‘Is there any more of that Marmalade?' (That was Mose in that last one. Actually those were ALL from Mose.)

I answer, "First, establish dominance. Second, show everyone who’s boss. Third, use humor and or sexuality to get what you want. Fourth: Get to work earliest. Fifth, Don't let anyone see your flaws. Sixth, 'ABC' Which stands for 'Always Be Closing'. Seventh, don’t let Jim beat you at anything. Eighth, remember that ancient Celtic war chant, still used at many school sporting events, 'Be Aggressive! Be Be Aggressive! Be Aggressive! Be Be Aggressive!"