Coffee Addiction

Coffee addiction can do funny things. Read the following real world example:

7:55 AM, department-wide e-mail received:

Hello all, The thief has struck again. Someone has stolen my coffee mug!!!! Guard your valuables!

11:05 AM, department-wide e-mail received:

Well, it turns out that I should not be trying to cut back on my caffeine intake. I left my coffee mug in the microwave at some point yesterday. Or else the thief was heating up my coffee for me. Sorry for the alarm!