Jokes on Me

I did my best to make sure everything was completely safe before and while I did a little electrical work around the house. I even purchased a device to check for a live current in the wires. I did fine with the electrical, but when I lit one of Lisa's candles it burned my finger badly.

I want to know if it is a sign of a bad husband, a bad father, or both, when I cannot determine whose socks are coming out of the laundry. I get that wrong about as often as I get that right.