Gitmo Resolution

Closing down the Guantanamo Bay military prison holding terrorists... good.
Any other place to imprison them... bad.

Here's a satirical resolution:
Strap the freed prisoners to cages in front of military vehicles in action on the battlegrounds where the prisoners were found. Give them a copy of the Koran to keep them happy. If an improvised explosive device goes it will kill the prisoner and also damn the killer because of the desecration of the Koran. While we're at it, cover the entire military vehicle fleet in peaceful passages from the Koran (like 4:29).


This satire, using Gitmo prisoners as human shields, is of course illegal per the Geneva Convention (Act 3).